Let’s go out there and win one for the Stripper!

Amen. I am also a fellow old, and I love twitter, but I go into it knowing that my twitter game is weak and my opinions might be old.

Functional illiteracy is as American as racism.

I think this is incorrect. As I understand it, it is actually impossible in this day and age to masturbate without the internet.

Ambiguity is as American as Racism is as American as Baseball

Some days you’re the dart. Other days, the board. Still others, the Xfinity field agent’s neck.

Sorry, she didn’t name call him. She (rightly) pointed out that someone who has spent the last two years dog-whistling and not trying to distance himself from a very vocal group of white supremacists who hitched their wagon to him can be considered one of them as well. It’s a little thing most people understand (and…

I am more surprised that she had an opinion about it. What percent of major hot button issues does she respond by saying, “I havent had a chance to speak with the president about this”?

It was in a PRESEASON game against the Chargers that Blandino went on the party bus. Do we really think it was a covert conspiracy to help the Cowboys?

Also, the Lions call is a joke. Pettigrew grabbed the facemask of Anthony Hitchens which allowed Pettigrew to get open. The play should have been offsetting…

This differs though from the Brady case in that Brady’s case wasn’t criminal. In this case, cooperating with the NFL could have possibly resulted in charges brought against him by the state. It’s basically a private entity that is threatening you into foregoing your Fifth Amendment rights. That’s precisely why the…

So they went on this Jeremiad against Ezekiel in order to throw The Book at him?

Use “-gate” when it’s a real transgression, and use “-ghazi” when it’s bullshit

How do you figure they emphasized ‘political leanings over talent’? Like, do you have any proof of this at all or this is just a super self-serving narrative you constructed? The game was janky as hell and kinda blew, do you think it was really because there was some super-principled talent team that was benched…

Hot Pie Tayk!!

Personally, I find him a little hit and miss.

This moron and his kin are why actual Russian autocrat thugs are seamlessly destroying us without lifting a finger.

You (yes, you) are still babbling incoherently. You (yes, you) declare yourself unequivocally opposed to moral relativism, then turn around and talk about how Stalin was good because he was our ally against the Nazis. Which, to lay it out plainly, is you (yes, you) engaging in moral relativism. Repeating the point…

What the fuck are you (yes, you) babbling about? No, I don’t think the Nazis were the good guys. I think they were the even-more-bad guys than the also-evil Soviets. That’s why we sided with the USSR against Germany despite Stalin’s own genocidal tendencies: our interests temporarily aligned, because sometimes the…

If he decides “nachos and beer in the stands is going to get fucked up” then nachos and beer in the stands is going to get fucked up. This is a scientific axiom.