Worst fire in DC since 1814? You must not follow current events in that city.

I don’t believe for a second that Oubre knocked Olynyk on his back. Olynyk has mastered that fall, he could do it if a 4-year old hit him with a jumprope, and he did it to exaggerate the contact. Kelly Oubre Jr isn’t knocking Kelly Olynyk on his back without a lot more intent and momentum than he had last night.…

Guys like Dellavedova and Olynyk are my least favorite kinds of players. Their skill is basically “who knows, I might just injure you!” While Matt Barnes and his ilk will properly goon you, Delly and Olynyk will “accidentally” shred your knee and get plaudits for their “grittiness.”

“$500?? For a shoe?”

I’M a big baller. My oncologist says it’s not a bragging right, though.

The arch supports are made of wadded up deeds to oil wells.

When you’re getting your broken shot blocked by Kawhi Leonard, you might as well look fly.

today i learned illegally crosschecking someone in the face is considered ‘incidental’ contact in some parts of the world

Cross-check to the head and he didn’t have the puck. Not incidental contact at all. Doesn’t matter if there was no intent. Also, Crosby gets superstar treatment and deservedly so. The NHL is rightly trying to protect their best players. If it happened to Ovi or McDavid it would have been called the same.

It’s actually such a dick move on the part of the Bills. They should have fired him immediately after the season instead of letting him do all the work to help them get the draft picks they needed, then shitcanning him.

Saw this on the ESPN Top 10 last night, and it only placed 2nd. 1st was a nice bicycle kick from a corner that ricocheted around the box, but com’on—I’ve seen countless last-minute corners with the goalie in the box both on live TV and FIFA, and it’s never worked.

ESPN’s knowledge and lack of appreciation of…

It’ll be interesting to see how he fits in with a team that always sucks dick.

Yeah... They traded up to get him. It’s right in the headline, man.

You don’t leave it to chance.

Here’s some more reaction from Chicago!

They keep all the “good stuff” in that insider bullshit nobody with a right mind pays for

I’ve been to other cities that offer buffalo wings. My hometown does them better every time. I have yet to eat a buffalo wing outside of Buffalo that comes close.

Doug Whaley’s interview