His store closed in 2013 due to poor sales and a lack of foot traffic. It had absolutely nothing to do with this situation. He was a co-owner, and the other owner has already distanced himself, and the store name which Allen was bought out of, from this dickhead.

Totally. This Deadspin article is full of stupid claiming the Tribune piece as damning.

I'm sorry you don't have anyone that can cook worth a shit in your family, or that they all suck bad enough to ruin good food. I'll have 2nds with both families this year in your honor.

It's not your fault, those damned pheromones! I know I like my women to be ripe enough that I'm asking myself if those are butterflies or am I about to upchuck.

Police would not confirm how long the dead man might have been in the trunk.

I can assure you I'm not, I just had a 2 lvl ACDF and I'm on pain meds. In fact I just took one about 2 hours ago; I feel marvelous.

Oh, and he didn't just say he felt bad, he also said I felt so bad. For the love all that is holy, stop skim reading or whatever it is that's causing you to fail so badly.

I now feel sorry for you, you're trying so hard to save face and it's just not working. I'd tell you to scroll back up and reread what I've written, but we've seen how that turns out.

Holy fuck! Are you obtuse, dishonest, or just that god damned stupid? :

The cuts and bruises could absolutely be an accident. If AP has never used a switch to spank before it's not like he knew exactly how hard a hit it would take to break skin. In the pictures his clothing has to be pulled up to see the lacerations, and I'd wager the kid was clothed when "whooped". The cuts also don't…

Yep, most spanks are carried out sans any discussion about why it's happening. You just grab the kid, slap 'em around, and go back to your previous activity.

Ya, I know, right? Having people ridicule you, and take your words out of context to frame you at the extreme end of the position you're supporting, never makes anyone social media rage.

Did you really just scold him for how he's taking to people after mocking his stories about yard work, calling him an ass, and repeatedly trying to pigeonhole his comments into = you're a child beater in waiting? You're supposition that spankings don't work because you have to repeat them also doesn't hold much water,…

Or, they were told a completely different story than what the video ended up showing? Perhaps they were told she was hit by a swing never meant to come near her, or an accidental blow from an elbow while he was trying to restrain her.

That's the god's honest truth: most women are very easy to physically restrain for men. I've been in a relationship with a "hands on" woman, and never struck her, despite the overwhelming desire to.