“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I made it to 1:13, but that’s mostly because my sound output was to a disconnected bluetooth speaker for the first 40 seconds or so.

Nothing says “alpha male” like layered t shirts.

It all makes sense when you remember that a Canadian win = .78 U.S. wins.

You laugh, but that 11 year old just got a full ride at Duke.

Yeah, but Hillary had an email server that was not very secure. CHECKMATE, libturds.

Flava Flav, is that you?

Lobov is also a good enough boxer that ... he helped train McGregor for his fight with Floyd Mayweather this summer.

39 with that ice in his veins

Man, motherfuck baseball, sometimes.

I stopped a few episodes after that crap with Glenn. I got bored with the same things happening every episode/season

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

I believe they’re Sports Cousins actually.

Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends.

“This is a teachable moment,” Sung told the Times-Dispatch. “It’s not something that we’re proud of. The team is very apologetic and sorry. There’s nobody of any color that should say it. Period. There’s nobody that should say it.”

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

Chili is not a soup.

The constitutional protection to free speech (and free press) means that the government cannot prevent you from speaking or publishing (at your own cost) most types of speech, most notably political speech, nor punish you for it. This is codified in the 1st Amendment, which prevents the government from “muzzling” you,…

My word! So uncouth! Where is the magistrate??