You know why I'm not buying candy? Because half the stuff tastes like crap now. Everything tasted better with real sugar, not high fructose corn syrup.

More candy for me to buy tomorrow 90% off.

I read that memo as not wanting to be offensive by calling flamboyantly fugly Christmas sweaters "gay" in an insulting way to those who would never wear* this stuff. Just me? Not enough rage? Carry on, then.

That's the problem with mean vs. median. Super super rich people will drive that average waaaaaaaaaaay up.

Wow. So hilt.

I'm surprised she didn't throw in princess, to complete the stereotype. :|

Apparently, so was Johnny Depp, but that doesn't excuse Tonto.

you guys, the costume was AN OPTION at the halloween store, so there's no possible way that it's offensive.

Uh oh, do we have to weigh you next to a duck now?

In any other species we'd call it genetic drift. In humans, we call it magic.

Seriously? The reason it's harder to donate sperm as a PoC is because people want babies that look like them, and the overwhelming majority of people who use sperm banks tend to be well-educated, well-off white couples that have trouble conceiving. This isn't a "eugenics" program.

I thought they set that threshold not so much due to age, but due to the presumed sexual experience you'd have by that time? Either way, when Gardasil came out I was 27 so I've always missed the boat.

Well this title is dangerously misleading. Cool.

Most drug trials are tested on adult, white men (this is not a slight skew in data, it really is just the population that tends to be in drug trails... although I'm not clear exactly why. It may not be evil or nefarious... just the people who sign up). As a little-talked about side effect, these drugs also tend to…

You leave Star Trek out of this!

"But it's not only men who are focusing on women from the neck down; women do it to each other, too,"

"I'm not a boob man or a butt man or a leg man, I'm a face man," say LIARS.

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.