American Gods by Niel Gaiman

Herman the Helper

Stupid Grownups. I want to draw on pretty ladies.

Makes a pretty huge difference, doesn't it?

It is a big, terrifying, unfair world out there. A cosmic explanation is very comforting to many people. Everyone needs something to get by. Personally, I smoke pot and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

"I could feel kind of a leap when she came into the room, a delight to see her,"

I find it kind of boring? Everyone looks exactly the same...

I think back in the day, when porn was something people were more ashamed of, it got wrapped in brown paper to prevent people from seeing it. Like how some people wrap their beer from the corner store in a brown bag when they drink it, because technically you are not supposed to have an open container.

Basically the movie is not at all like the books. They moviefyed it, not make it faster and more cinematic. If you are Tolkien purist, you will hate it - if you can relax, it is pretty enjoyable.

What is the point of listening to 4 people who believe the same thing agree with each other in a common sense vacuum?

I feel like compliments must be spontaneous and sincere - otherwise they are pointless and empty.

The reanimated corpses of Marlon Brando and Frank Sinatra. That is the only thing to prevent this from sucking.

Will the Catholic Church be paying taxes to cover the needs of all the unwanted children?

Wait, do you think shmophobia rhymes with homophobia?

I genuinely have no problem with adult, consensual polygamy as long Polyandry is legal too. Gay and Bisexual multiple marriages too. Polyamorous people should be able to get married if they wanna - but I do not envy the divorce lawyer who has to work that shit out.

If the money actually goes to garment workers, that is pretty fucking amazing, all things considered.

The thing that kills me about Forever 21 is that they put biblical references on the bottom of all their bags, because they are owned by a super-Christian family. And then they refuse to sign the Bangladesh Safety Accord.

Yeah. A lot of teens have babies in the world, and despite being completely unready for parenthood, don't give their children FUCKING DRUGS. This was not due to their "teen hood" or poverty, it was because they were horrible people who did not care about the short or long term safety of their child.

Problematic racist assumptions are a huge problem. But does anyone else find it really bizarre that strangers are asking any question about you? We don't know each other. Why would you comment on a stranger's lives?

I think it is safe to assume Jesus looked like this Saudi Model. Everyone knows the real reason the Romans hated him was because he was too sexy for Jerusalem.