No one ever told me Santa was not real. My parents did not push it very hard, and I went to an elementary school where there were a lot of kids from the projects. No one was under the delusion that at Christmas a stranger would bring gifts, and I guess it just gravitated to me.

Well, if a person is judged by the quality of their enemies, she looks to be completely awesome.

These kids were always going to be screwed. But that screws them a little bit harder. It even boarders on cruel.

Amazing how denying someone their cash is seen as worse than denying someone their life.

I don't think insulin gives any kind of recreational high....any cop to assume this would have to be massively stupid. I suspect the culprit was cruelty, not wayward assumptions.

Upper Middle Class people who like displays of copious consumption? I am guessing.

The population shrinking is negligible because people are always immigrating It would only be problematic if people stopped doing so.

Having children is very very expensive. Frankly I wonder if I will ever be able to afford it. Education, Health Care, Enrichment, Food, Shelter. Having a kid is a 25+ commitment these days as well.

Aren't there only 140 characters allowed on twitter?

How about somewhere to live and swim bigger than a rich guy's backyard pool? That would be a good start.

But this must be the ten billionth insult- joke in her career. I imagine after the 2nd or 3rd millionth, the constant sneering and disapproval might get you down. I don't like or dislike Danica Patrick since I don't watch NASCAR. But I can imagine the constant crap this lady must get is exhausting.

Even the Doctor wouldn't endorse this one.

That is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

Vampire Bill, you look like a vampire. Not a repressed Austrian widower.

Not using condoms, is why the rate is going up.

Are Pugs...reverse cross eyed?

Ladies, if you weren't so drunken and slutty, you would never get raped. Just a good reminder. Merry Christmas!

The 'not needy' shit fucks women up too. I have so many 'millenial' age friends who are afraid of telling someone they love them, or asking about relationship status after 3 months of dating, because they don't want to be 'that girl'. It twists them up in knots, because they are human and have human emotional needs.…