Draper is gonna ban you so hard this time tomorrow you’ll be trying to start arguments on Kotaku about cheat codes for NBA Jam.

That’s impressive. I consider myself a remarkably petty bastard, and even I can’t bring myself to click through more than a page or two of a user’s posts on Kinja—and I will basically only do that if I seem to remember the user name saying something racist and/or pro-Cardinals.

I’m pretty sure the only people more cray-cray than soccer fans are cricket fanatics.

one of my favorite x ray spex songs

Sorry, jabronis, but I’m calling this now: Cavs are gonna destroy the Warriors in the Finals this year. And you can take that to the bank.

clearly the joke is that some antisemitic halfwit was trying to get his pasty white ass dropped by disney and he did. LOL

Can he just skip his senior year and go straight to Kansas for a season?

lol wut

Probably a big coincidence, like how LaRussa’s players always ended up juicing. Some dudes just have rough luck .

The dimwitted schmucks who kicked the young women off the team deserve mandatory tix to every JD and the Straight Shot set for the next five years.

queen bey has totally paid lip service to billie’s pain and struggle. and really, who would know more about the pain of living broke, underappreciated, battling substance abuse issues and desperately insecure about your own appearance than a music biz plutocrat whose looks helped make her a teenage millionaire and who…

i know anyone who says that is soulless omg she keeps it so real

lol ok

“Am I not thirsty enough?”

Me too. I had actually never seen the video until the Slow Century DVD came out (because I guess I wasn’t watching 120 Minutes enough), and by then the woman with the lunch box scenes felt like a postcard from a time and a place I was already nostalgic for. Then on the commentary the Pavement dudes mentioned they…

Ah, I actually had blocked from my mind that at one point hard right nationalists were also gaining electoral traction. I was thinking mostly of the anti-immigrant hooliganism.

Make sure you send her a Facebook message a few weeks later, “I am sorry if honest words from me offended anyone. 7 tonight at the Days Inn?”

Evan Dando is apparently briefly visible in some of the footage, as he was following the band around Pukkelpop for much of the festival trying to talk to Malkmus (who was, Nastanovich said, “Always off sleeping or whatever Steven did”).