After three nights in a suite at a Trump branded hotel several years ago, I can’t even imagine what a black site prison would be like. I mean, for one thing, good luck getting room service the same fucking day you order it even if it’s something basic like a goddamn turkey club. And, of course, for another thing, he…

13 Ways of Killing a Mockingbird is a very important book, okay? One of my favorites. It was assigned at Wharton, where I went. We were supposed to read Paradise Lost, too. No thank you! I prefer my paradises regained. Don’t you love it?

Not nice! Trump is so good on thinking. If some loser on the street is more better with details than him so what? Details are why he has assistants as you’d know if you weren’t so ugly. Sad!

that’s math, poindexter. trevor’s not into math, math is for nerds.

That’s because he’s so not racist. The real racists are the ones who keep track of where those people are from and what they want to be called and what they think. Trevor doesn’t prejudge people like that, he only sees “white” and “everybody else” like a right-thinking American should.

yuck :(

They just did. Turns out Mozeliak never changed his password (“gritlikeeckstein420") and I took the initiative.

oh look at the big shot who has a job where he’s allowed to take bathroom breaks. must be nice, lord fauntelroy

Breaking news: Woman who was jacked in the face by enormous, physically powerful athlete was “Not actually asking for it,” but was, in fact, being harassed even before punches were thrown.

I think Michigan is really more Daughter of the American Revolution territory and her last name is probably a trifle ethnicky for their taste. If she marries someone sufficiently stalwart, though, their kids could certainly win DAR awards.

prejudice against bigots is the REAL bigotry.

fuck no

it’s an end cap

The girl who made this card (won’t post her info here and her social media is scrubbed anyway) is very prominent in the campus Young Republican group, managed to get a picture of herself grinning happily next to Kasich during the primaries, and is basically one of those white girls from a rich suburb who gets…

It was because the World Champion Chicago Cubs were involved!

AND TELL US ARE WE LOST IN THE DARK

cotd tbh, imho

[comment retracted bc jez writers have it tough enough and take enough shit that i don’t want to be a jerk, even when something they write strikes me as troubling]

lol way to lose your job for 26 likes and 8 RTs, dumbass.