okay but dude you’re utterly fucking obsessed with how obsessed you think gizmodo writers are with bannon’s ugly, tiny-handed helper monkey, trump.

Well jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick, liberals.

sailfish face truther

great use of time and energy!

13 Ways of Killing a Mockingbird is a very important book, okay? One of my favorites. It was assigned at Wharton, where I went. We were supposed to read Paradise Lost, too. No thank you! I prefer my paradises regained. Don’t you love it?

Not nice! Trump is so good on thinking. If some loser on the street is more better with details than him so what? Details are why he has assistants as you’d know if you weren’t so ugly. Sad!

that’s math, poindexter. trevor’s not into math, math is for nerds.

That’s because he’s so not racist. The real racists are the ones who keep track of where those people are from and what they want to be called and what they think. Trevor doesn’t prejudge people like that, he only sees “white” and “everybody else” like a right-thinking American should.

yuck :(

They just did. Turns out Mozeliak never changed his password (“gritlikeeckstein420") and I took the initiative.

oh look at the big shot who has a job where he’s allowed to take bathroom breaks. must be nice, lord fauntelroy

Breaking news: Woman who was jacked in the face by enormous, physically powerful athlete was “Not actually asking for it,” but was, in fact, being harassed even before punches were thrown.

I think Michigan is really more Daughter of the American Revolution territory and her last name is probably a trifle ethnicky for their taste. If she marries someone sufficiently stalwart, though, their kids could certainly win DAR awards.

There is a large, blubbery, orange skinned idiot attached to it at all hours of day and night. That’s about as compromised as it can get.

and losing

prejudice against bigots is the REAL bigotry.

fuck no

it’s an end cap

The girl who made this card (won’t post her info here and her social media is scrubbed anyway) is very prominent in the campus Young Republican group, managed to get a picture of herself grinning happily next to Kasich during the primaries, and is basically one of those white girls from a rich suburb who gets…