zakmckrackenandthealienmindbenders
zakmckrackenandthealienmindbenders
zakmckrackenandthealienmindbenders

that’s math, poindexter. trevor’s not into math, math is for nerds.

That’s because he’s so not racist. The real racists are the ones who keep track of where those people are from and what they want to be called and what they think. Trevor doesn’t prejudge people like that, he only sees “white” and “everybody else” like a right-thinking American should.

yuck :(

They just did. Turns out Mozeliak never changed his password (“gritlikeeckstein420") and I took the initiative.

oh look at the big shot who has a job where he’s allowed to take bathroom breaks. must be nice, lord fauntelroy

Breaking news: Woman who was jacked in the face by enormous, physically powerful athlete was “Not actually asking for it,” but was, in fact, being harassed even before punches were thrown.

I think Michigan is really more Daughter of the American Revolution territory and her last name is probably a trifle ethnicky for their taste. If she marries someone sufficiently stalwart, though, their kids could certainly win DAR awards.

prejudice against bigots is the REAL bigotry.

fuck no

it’s an end cap

The girl who made this card (won’t post her info here and her social media is scrubbed anyway) is very prominent in the campus Young Republican group, managed to get a picture of herself grinning happily next to Kasich during the primaries, and is basically one of those white girls from a rich suburb who gets

It was because the World Champion Chicago Cubs were involved!

cotd tbh, imho

[comment retracted bc jez writers have it tough enough and take enough shit that i don’t want to be a jerk, even when something they write strikes me as troubling]

lol way to lose your job for 26 likes and 8 RTs, dumbass.

Oh great GLORY BOY MAGARY posted a Planes Mistaken for Stars track. Now next time I’m at one of their shows it’s gonna be just a goddamn ocean of frat boys and poseurs all around me.

The only thing worse than pro autograph hawks are guys who get paid to play golf.