if they need a bird lawyer, i’m basically the second best bird lawyer in the world! (this is self-mockery, not mocking your offer to help, to be clear. thank god there are people who have real skills and want to use them for good.)

Awesome. I hear Sleater Kinney did a helluva job playing The Internationale to kick off the match.

yeah but it wasn’t very good. :(

looks liek someone just upset he doesn’t have tree fiddy get a job hippie chortlesnort

oh man if only steve jobs were alive, he’d fix this bullshit in a hurry

in related news, taylor swift is proud to be a woman and salutes all women. “i love all my girls!!!!!” the megastar squealed.

i’m just disappointed s/he (lol jk definitely “he”) didn’t have an idiocracy or south park gif handy

me too.

that’s involuntary, though.

i mean, so far.

but we’re all new yorkers now! that means 16 years later midwesterners are still allowed to use an unimaginably monstrous act that happened in a city 900 miles away (on which they themselves actively wish harm) to justify all their dogshit dumb knee jerk xenophobia, right?

yes, this.

“moron” “your”

As I gaze at Bragg dwarfing and hulking over good ol’ Coach Self all I can think is, “Shit, I hope Bragg wasn’t hurt too badly when his girlfriend smacked him. I’m sure glad they brought her to justice.”

It’s certainly not off-limits (especially considering how fast and sloppily headlines have to be written online) but I do think the phrase is a little loaded. I don’t think it’s malevolent—it’s more like the time in Archer when someone yells “PHRASING!”

Huh, Jezebel keeps telling me that this is all very nuanced (and never mentioned that she is replacing the only 2 persons of color). How could the ladies at Jezebel possibly be myopic about things like this? It’s a stone whodunnit.

Good for her, and good for everyone else at the protests too.

I read the Times every day and have s predisposition toward pleonasm, YOU ASS.

Agreed, but it’s also been developing for a long time now. It’s exactly the kind of story that might have been worth reporting on instead of, for example, Her Emails.

Now Lil Durk’s gonna one-up Chief Keef by Facebook Living himself breaking into Peter Thiel’s crypt and snatching the jewels from the coffin where Thiel sleeps during the day.