i was once a little boy who drank tea and ate flowers.

they can’t think of *everything*

i was on a tff binge last night myself

rip mtm

You brought up what is, for me, the most salient fact: She went on television and backed up the birther bullshit. Fuck that noise.

oh, you’re a jalopnik dude. that actually clears up so much.

When I was like 16, back in the 90s, I won some kind of essay scholarship and got to spend a couple of weeks in DC doing politics-nerd type shit. The single best thing that happened to me was recognizing Waters coming out of an elevator and sprinting over to shake her hand and get her autograph. A few weeks before,…

shit. maybe it IS the lacrosse house.

no, i think a child was raped and your first and only fucking concern is doing your best to clear the name of the basketball program in a comments section. jesus, dude.

White people are going to eat this shit up.

ikr

back atcha, bro

jesus, dude.

it’s deadspin. writers are required to search through couch cushions and the pockets of unwashed jeans lying around on the floor before they try to requisition a sum that large.

yes, because there have already been arrests made

she was funnier

Exactly. Good for her.

he putin’d it

dude remind me next time we road trip i have this bootleg of steely dan playing an end of the world party at bennington, 1977 and i mean i know how you feel about pretzel logic but they do this 7 and a half minute version in that set...hey come back!