I’m worried The Concourse is being phased out and most of the political stuff is now ending up at The Slot :(

jesus christ how did i never make that connection

I read that book he wrote about the Byron loving vampyre on the riverboat on the Mississippi and also there was stuff about abolition in there. It was pretty good. Maybe he could write a prequel to that?

Agreed. It is kind of a Friedman/Taibbi situation at this point.

downright kierkegaardian levels of ambiguity; sheeeeeeeeeeeeit

slackeur de majeur, most def

Without even clicking your post, I was almost positive this was the clip you had posted! :)

sadness is a barnacle/clinging to your bright boat

Another entitled Gen X’er, thank you very much. The generation so entitled and so spoiled they had to build the dotcom bubble just for us.

Super Karate Monkey Death Car

As I recall, there was a Hardcastle and McCormick episode about this very issue. Ended with Hardcastle firing an elephant gun into a huge counterfeit Rembrandt while McCormick hid under a desk and cracked wise. Justice Thomas has cited the episode in 25% of his concurrences.

political correctness run amok, my friend

When I was going through some Bad Times of my own (broke AND brain problems) I had to pull several shitty retail shifts on Christmas day, and it was character building for me. It taught me to suck it up, put in my 8 hours, and try to fix my fucking life. It also taught me that working on Christmas is miserable, and…

I’ll thank you not to refer to Drew Magary like that.

It had better hurry up and get xposted. It’s almost time for “Ten More Days of Performative Outrage at 2016/I Can’t Believe Bowie is Gone!” and then there won’t be room for any other stories. Except Shade Court. Always Shade Court.

Yeah, most def.

situation has gotten so dire krampus is dipping a toe in the water to run in the next election, but nobody is taking that very seriously tbh

oh i memorized them

It is not okay to hit people, even if they’re mean. It is still not okay to hit people if you’re a young black guy who probably has plenty to be angry about. It’s not okay to hit people even if they’re calling you names and someone slaps you if you *can still fucking walk away.* Even if, in the process of walking…