I wonder which mass protest will be the first President Trump chooses to Make An Example out of.

Why? I’d say he did a remarkable job of helping out his new boss and his new boss’s Russian bosses. I’d say Comey is in line for a nice promotion in the next few years.

Can you unpack the notion that this note exemplifies a “weird combination of motor skills, prose, and concepts that don’t seem like they fit any one age of child”? Because, at first, second, and third readings it appears to be goddamn nonsense.

But I wanna be Carlton! I both dress and dance like him!

Fuck, dude. Great writing, shitty situation.

Dark Knight feelin’ indeed

This won’t be awesome because it will be a long, long time before they blame Trump (or their own poor decisions). They will blame immigrants, Muslims, liberals, “perverts”, poor people, the Jews, foreigners, and they will act out against all these groups.

Who is going to impeach him, exactly?

+1 for the kinja humblebrag

I’m worried that a year from now, maybe a year and a half, many of the white liberals who are now gravely concerned about the status of persons of color in Trump’s America are going to remember the lesson their progressive forebears learned under FDR: left wing policies and white nationalism can coexist, and coexist…

Will there be another election in your lifetime?

What do you imagine “being President” means to Trump? What is Trump going to have to do, if he doesn’t want to do it? Who is going to hold him accountable and say, “Mr President, you can NOT just delegate this task away, too, to go host another Miss Universe Pageant?”

No one. Sorry. :(

2020 is when I hear we may have a POTUS election again. If nothing unfortunate comes up causing us to have to cancel the elections until some crisis has passed.

Lifting a television and putting it on a copier is actually part of my normal crossfit routine, so that was nbd. We call it Tubejerkin’. The real pain was the play button on my VCR kept getting jostled in the process and so I kept getting the wrong frame copied.

Why would I tell you that? If you were a True Cheers Fan you’d know!

I think it’s clear that it was. Then I faxed it into Kinja.

Trump will make an example out of a major news outlet. Really skullfuck them and make them lick his hideous black tassel loafers and sniff his blue socks very publicly. After that, President Trump will get the kind of coverage he deserves from the press for as long as his reign lasts.

If polling looks bad for GOP in 2018 I wonder if we might have to push the elections back a couple of times, because of Emergencies.