Because it is, down to a promo with people reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

I'm sure he'd be glad to know that I wasn't streaming his music in the first place.

The PC version. I think I got it from Taco Bell or Burger King? Or something? It's weird.

The only time I feel shame when playing any game is when I know I could be doing something productive instead.

Not since "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" has a singer ever been so upfront about what a shitty mate he is.