The lettuce on the burger is more likely to kill you.

The dude's VW has gone to crap at only 135k mi and you suggest another VW?

She should be asked if she’d consent to having her children spend the summer in a DHS detention center.

You can blame the next mass shooting on Leah Vukmir and people like her.

Working with young skin is, I’d imagine, much easier than working with old skin.

People seeking asylum are not here illegally.

Do you realize that it just started happening to people coming here seeking asylum.

Because if we placed the blame where it belongs then it might hurt someone’s feelings to be held accountable for their actions. It feels better to scapegoat someone you don’t like.

Used to be people coming here seeking asylum received, well, asylum.

They aren’t Christians.

Bush didn’t cage innocent children. Didn’t happen on Obama’s watch either.

Come on, people.

No one complains about there being corn-on-the-cob at a barbecue.

The other “fancy” place was the Brown Derby.

Rush wasn’t inducted into the Rock Hall until 2013. Same year as Randy Neuman. Randy fucking Neuman. Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Randy Neuman. At least Rush beat out Hall and Oates.

None of those are counterpoints to my argument that Canada sends us crappy things.

The best way to see Old Faithful is to stay there, and visit in the early morning or evening. During the day, go see something else because the crowds are silly.

A river guide let our disabled son take an oar. Just look at that smile.

Them sneaky motherfuckers...

Palin, Bieber, Trivial Pursuit. Canada never gives us anything good. Do they let us have peameal bacon? No. That sucks.