Then it’s a witch. Burn her!

My son is disabled and uses an iPad as a AAC device to communicate.

It’s not a matter of where it grips it!

What if there were two swallows?

You can’t tell me that’s not a guy in a dress.

I say in one ten years ago and my foot rubbed against the inside of the footwell. What the fuck? Why cramp the driver?

A racist from Tennessee? You don’t say. Well, I’ll be a son of a gun.

Spend ten minutes adjusting a character’s chin width.

The gap in your reasoning, where I to guess, is expecting justice as a matter of kors.

Criss-cross!

I love using Bar Keepers Friend on our stainless steel sink.

I would like more of this please.

We need a photograph of this legerdemain.

Keep the cameras rolling, though. The rest of us deserve to get something entertaining out of all this.

I place the blame entirely on Republicans. They are the problem.

I’m just sitting here in rapt awe.

What with all the lies and stuff.

Just don’t set your burger down. Eat the damn thing.

That, and he spells not good.