How to solve problems like an astronaut? Ask ground control to solve it and do what they tell you to do.

Why go to great lengths to save a shirt that’s going to be outgrown in three weeks? Just buy another one the next size up and call it good.

Many suburbs you don’t even have to make the trade-offs you mention.

Or even the mere fact that he claimed to get their mommy’s permission to “date” them.

Absentee ballots are already coming in. Can you cancel an election that’s already started?

I think he’s too candy-assed to hire a whore. Experienced women scare the fuck out of him.

I dunno. As a Browns fan there’s always the thrill of them going for a perfect 0-16 season. They really came close last year.

“Conduct detrimental to the league,” means whatever the League says it means. They don’t need compelling evidence. There’s no legal litmus test whether one’s conduct is detrimental enough.

Actually, I do think he stopped.

She couldn’t have voted against her fucking rapist.

Actually, sore-loser laws keep Strange from running a write-in campaign.

Things are not looking good for my boy Roy.

Stone chips would be a bitch.

I’m with Hannity.

11 year old spoiled asshole

The scary thing is that it works so well on our dumbass president.

I’m not a supertaster. I just think IPAs taste bad.

What would a senator do with their time, then?

Put simpler, it’s all a matter of a choice.

I’m in the “if true” camp because I didn’t know this.