I have a friend who is black and owns a Tesla. When she hears a mechanic advise people to change their oil every 3,000 miles, she doesn’t say, “Not all cars!”

Yes.

Try getting your tanks refilled without a PADI or NAUI card.

They take a shitty rifle and make it a loud, shitty rifle. That’s kinda their appeal.

Democrats proposed banning bump stocks in 2013 but, you know, Congress and stuff.

We tried it your way and ya blew it.

Our government doesn’t fund abortions. It pays a pretty penny to kill people, though.

No one asked for your permission to engage in sexual activity.

You don’t meat sexism with racism!

Yup.

Next up: the Yankees get fed to the woodchipper.

Agreed.

Oh for fucks sake, if the shoe was on the other foot, we wouldn’t be all “You know, she’s not wrong. Liberals do love to go to concerts to listen to music and inhale drugs.”

That’s because these idiots are convinced that every time the media reports on a mass shooting it’s a prelude to the government coming over to enforce stricter gun control.

May I suggest that non-drooly Rick is a cloned Rick?

Dammit. If we’d elected Hillary we’d have one of these at every car show.

We’ve even forgotten that he’s also a sexual predator.

But the President is both incompetent and a racist.

Here, they just have the local school district bring in teachers to handle their Title One and SBH needs. They still pocket the cash, natch.

I doubt they were attacking schools.