“My warmest condolences...” 

Of course the 2nd meant to imply military-grade weaponry. It also mentioned being part of a militia.

Damn hippies.

Could also be a trigger crank.

I’m curious what sort of law you think would have prevented this. Don’t get me wrong, I think we need fewer guns in our nation.

May I suggest that non-drooly Rick is a cloned Rick?

Dammit. If we’d elected Hillary we’d have one of these at every car show.

We’ve even forgotten that he’s also a sexual predator.

But the President is both incompetent and a racist.

“But her emails” meme, which is designed to trivialize any and all related concerns...

Here, they just have the local school district bring in teachers to handle their Title One and SBH needs. They still pocket the cash, natch.

I doubt they were attacking schools.

Get your side hustle on.

The Ohio that’s within fifty miles of Lake Erie is a different Ohio than the rest.

I can’t bear your joke.

NFL ratings are up, not down.

If you’ve seen the flashy lights on the buildings in Vegas or Hollywood, then you’ve seen them. In fact, Vegas has better flashing lights.

I thought the only issue with stealing signs, etc. was using technology.

Not a bad option, to be honest.

I don’t disagree with you.