Counterpoint: if you’re in back and can’t hear, speak the fuck up like an adult.

Never buy a dog from a pet store - with the exception of PetSmart, which has shelter dogs for adoption.

Beagles make great mixes, though - as long as they’re mixed with something intelligent. They have lovely dispositions but will follow their nose relentlessly.

Why is this a thing?

Ticket to Ride?
Pandemic?

Yay. I’m Alan Alda. I was kinda hoping for Trapper John.

Only a terrible person would think such a thing.

It takes a real man to eat gas station sushi.

Fist bump and a hearty “good job!” works for me.

Counterpoint: I ain’t dead.

It’s not as if the reasons for hating Muslims or Mexicans are any different than the reasons for hating people of other races.

But Mexicans and Muslims aren’t races ...
- some pedantic fuck who thinks that’s a defense

Carousel!

Off roading in the Organ Mountains with a PT Cruiser.

It is.

If speed limits weren’t made-up bullshit, you might have a point.

My son prefers to use either Proloquo2Go or LAMP.

The 7th gen Accord cubby door had a rube goldberg spring-and-weight mechanicals that would invariably malfunction, leaving you with a cubby door that wouldn’t close.

I read that as “nothing a baklava...” and, well, it still makes sense.

Why not both?