You’re Irish. You already know to bring a shovel and a bottle of brown.

Winning a dollar at a time.

We forget that western Ohio exists because, maybe, three people live there.

The Heart of it All

By the time she was eight, my daughter learned to use open routers within hailing distance of our home to bypass our router.

By publishing your works on the web freely accessible to me, you are agreeing to my policy of using an ad blocker.

If you do have booze at your wedding you’re going to have to accept that someone is going to barf at some point during the reception.

Reminds me of when my wife brought home a pig head that she got (for free) from the butcher. It was a joke, just to see my reaction to unwrapping it (unwrapping things from the butcher and putting them into freezer bags was my job).

As a parent I ran into that.

There’s also a secondary message here.

I hate it when I’m presented a list of security questions and I don’t have a good answer for any of them.

The type of person who’d become paralyzed when reading “medium onion” in a recipe are the same ones who scan a keyboard for the “any” key.

T-Bone, Sticks, and Mumbles. I’d watch that once a week.

Most of us are sane and just eyeball it.

It’s the best because it’s olive oil and it’s cheap. Available everywhere.

It’s the best because it’s olive oil and it’s cheap. Available everywhere.

GM’s Newest Electric Car is Only $5300

Tax rates are progressive due to the declining marginal value of money.

Lincoln Having a Stroke is an upcoming attraction at DisneyWorld.

Using that as an excuse to go on an extended vacation is bullshit, though. The HVAC and roof got replaced in my building and I kept coming in every day. Same’s true for my house.

When I was twelve, it kinda was.