You’re Irish. You already know to bring a shovel and a bottle of brown.

Winning a dollar at a time.

We forget that western Ohio exists because, maybe, three people live there.

The Heart of it All

If you do have booze at your wedding you’re going to have to accept that someone is going to barf at some point during the reception.

Reminds me of when my wife brought home a pig head that she got (for free) from the butcher. It was a joke, just to see my reaction to unwrapping it (unwrapping things from the butcher and putting them into freezer bags was my job).

As a parent I ran into that.

There’s also a secondary message here.

The type of person who’d become paralyzed when reading “medium onion” in a recipe are the same ones who scan a keyboard for the “any” key.

T-Bone, Sticks, and Mumbles. I’d watch that once a week.

Most of us are sane and just eyeball it.

It’s the best because it’s olive oil and it’s cheap. Available everywhere.

It’s the best because it’s olive oil and it’s cheap. Available everywhere.

GM’s Newest Electric Car is Only $5300

Tax rates are progressive due to the declining marginal value of money.

When I was twelve, it kinda was.

He actually can’t be indicted.

Their reaction in every single situation I have ever seen, heard, read about, or personally experienced is completely out of proportion to the reality of said situation.

You could replace anyone on that list with a bucket of sand and be better for it.

Well, if he’s functionally incompetent in that gig ...

That’s not a Texas thing. Those are all over. They’re meant to be used with small children and the disabled.