I bought that oven pull for my daughter, because she’s kinda afraid of a hot oven. It’s a happy looking thing that matches the accent color of our kitchen.

It’s a silicone trivet mat / hot pad / pot holder / spoon rest / jar opener / coaster. That dumb thing is pretty useful, as well as colorful.

Why is that surprising? Milton Bradley, after over a hundred years making board games, played MLB for a number of teams before retiring in 2011. Baseball is pretty easy.

Yes, but will the bus seat be a good provider for her family?

And yet there’s no evidence that the work of any of those fired engineers was compromised in any way.

I wonder if pharmaceuticals is a big industry in New Jersey. One that, maybe, employs a lot of the people he represents. 

Tell me that I am wrong when I tell my niece and nephew to assume that the white person they are dealing with is racist and to protect themselves accordingly until its proved otherwise.

These dumb things.

And here I am thinking that the Browns go through starting quarterbacks quickly.

“Civilians?”

Pure gold chains, even.

I thought that its fundamental problem is that a wall doesn’t do anything.

Son, I’ve been a fan a full decade longer than you. Your hope for a mediocre year is pollyannish. Anything over four wins this year will be gravy.

It’s easy to root for a winner.

Like we need you to tell us why our team sucks.

There’s no reason to believe that the president consulted with generals when he says that he consulted with generals. He is almost always untruthful.

In that case you’re going to have to define “usage.”

The problem is that they were playing in Wanda. Wanda doesn’t know shit.

If more people die from car crashes than guns per year, then the rate of deaths from car crashes per year is higher than that of guns.