After a few too many Red Stripes I started to think that I could try my hand at cliff diving at Rick’s Cafe. So I understand the bottled courage/stupidity all too well.

So would a bicycle.

They had a book of custom parts.

Don’t have a fit. He just missed the pun.

I did some product design, too. You can bet that every wear item was some bastard size that only we had for sale. We’d happily sell you a penny o-ring for $1, plus $2.50 handling and shipping.

I don’t understand the rules of this game at all.

You had to be that schmuck and start with the puns?

Helmets can be cool.

I’m on your side.

To protect and swerve.

“Let me see your underwear. Oh no. Those will have to come off.” is quite the icebreaker.

I don’t know what this corn kernel knows.

Trains are very fuel efficient. We could use those.

Nice Cheney call back.

Also, beer.

Correct, cornhole. No one should ever bid on the Olympics.

I haven’t rooted a phone since my OG Droid. This one isn’t root-friendly. But it’s cheap and doesn’t suck as a phone.

I haven’t rooted a phone since my OG Droid. This one isn’t root-friendly. But it’s cheap and doesn’t suck as a phone.

If you’re in the market for a new cell phone, the unlocked Moto G5 Plus 64 GB can be had for $180.

If you’re in the market for a new cell phone, the unlocked Moto G5 Plus 64 GB can be had for $180.

I learned the same thing. It’s even more important when passing a semi on the highway. Either get up ahead of him and put space between you, or stay to the right and go slower. Don’t hang on its side and don’t stick close either from ahead or behind.

It’s better if you can see at least another semi’s worth of road in front of it too.