Yes, but cruise ships have been known to simply lock passengers in their own rooms instead.

Mozzarella on a grilled cheese just makes it annoying/embarrassing to eat.

About that tomato sandwich; you want to toast that bread slightly.

I feel bad for the guy who got burned trying to save this jackass.

The publication of classified material by a third party does not change its classification.

They may have thrown him under the bus, but Rosenstein wandered into the street with his own two feet. When the chips were down, he folded. Any jackass can demonstrate integrity when it’s easy.

He’s twenty-six years old. Being dumb and mean will do that to your face.

I’m the parent of a special needs child (I may be a “special needs parent,” too, but that’s another discussion). My son’s condition is the reason my wife can only work part time, and we both have to fit our schedules around all his appointments.

There’s no way I can take 40 days off of work, even if I spread it out between then and now.

There’s also a difference between being a Republican and just a human being, too. But it’s impolite to point that out.

He can’t let it go. He’s insane, you see.

Threaten a group of adults who are already upset. That’ll work out well.

Agreed.

I have bad news for you on that front.

There are a hundred open spots. Jeep guy’s an asshole (staged asshole, but nonetheless).

There’s a reason for that.

The shit we used to do in the Seventies was much more extreme than anything I see kids doing today.

Counterpoint: we were much worse as kids than today’s youth. Getting drug down the hall during a tantrum wouldn’t have made the local paper.

The tingle tells you it’s working.

You’re a teacher. You know their system for handling disruptive kids is, “handle it yourself and you better not send them down to the office for us to deal with.”