A shotgun would have been more efficient and safer.

Small cars are uncomfortable.

Sexism aside, what boiled my potatoes was that Bernie supporters weren’t experienced enough to recognize that he was a zombie candidate by mid-March. That we had to tiptoe around their fee-fees because this was their first rodeo.

Companies that contract to the government on a regular basis have had that record-keeping in place for decades. It was a barrier to entry for little guys, but it’s in the FAR to keep private companies from ripping off the US taxpayer.

His friend’s sister, who is a total slut by the way, is paid in Paraguayan guarani.

Since we’ve been buying new cars, we haven’t had one fail to exceed 10 years & 200,000 miles.

What I love is the justification, well the biker ran a double yellow so there wasn’t a problem.

A blind, winking brown eye.

They rape you at Taco Bell?

Am I an asshole?

Dave’s not here, man.

I’m sorry, but this is the Internet. You’re going to have to provide a list of references related to your snarky one-liner, preferably in the form of links that anyone else here could find in seconds.

You can just say you’re following Trump’s “Tell it like it is” style these people seem to like.

Yep. Art Modell taught me that. The Browns weren’t my team - they were his team.

Nothing that satisfied the Freedom Caucus would pass the Senate.

No, I’m not arguing that statistics don’t matter. Just that exercise doesn’t necessarily mean anything to a particular individual. Your anecdotes are no more valuable than mine.

My father was a postman with a walking route. He walked several miles each day carrying a sack of mail. He died a couple years after retiring, from a heart attack.

“Skate skank” is also acceptable.

the coach put his penis in a hot dog bun, showed it to players, and said, “You think that is a big dog - take a look at this.”

I don’t care if they respect the Clippers’ fans. I want them to win the championship. That’s the goal.