When a guest is asked a yes or no question and his answer doesn’t begin with one of those two words, he should be cut off and talked over.

I’m sorry for your family’s burden.

The penis makes all the difference.

I bet he is.

It’s cruel to give the corner wino a shirt like that.

#teamrat

I think they SHOULD have had to take it down, and I think repaying people may be reasonable. However, I have several patents. If someone infringes on my patent and makes 1.8 million dollars off of 3 million dollars in sales, how much can I sue for? 1.8 million, not 3 million.

Weird Al isn’t in the poor house. You can certainly make money via parody, and it is not illegal.

Location, location, location.

Those are half-million dollar shitbox houses, though.

Take away her nightgown.

This is just bigotry plain and simple.

Side-by-sides are meant for people who don’t use their freezer.

Department of the Interior, I believe.

The only type of device you should take abroad is an encrypted one.

It’s becoming great again.

I wonder if he was travelling on an official passport (red cover) or a personal passport (blue cover).

NASA phones can be remote wiped. Just call NASA IT and tell them your phone was taken. They’ll be happy to nuke it for you.

I’m 100% certain that CBP doesn’t answer to NASA.

NASA-issued phones are encrypted, using a PIN of no less than eight numbers. NASA IT can also remote-wipe their phones.