He’s already squirreling away money and setting up his next campaign.

The President can always write new ones.

I would be.

Half of those I wouldn’t even wear on vacation.

Draco Fierce - halfling fighter/thief

Psst. It’s really Dennis Leary in a wig, doing a bit.

All caps. Misspellings. Yep, it checks out.

But on the back roads it can get to driving speed two seconds faster. Two seconds!

Gah.

I’m resigned to just sending Portman sarcastic Tweets. Like the President.

Call and passing play of approximately ten yards a “spider 2 Y banana.”

Everyone knows cyclists ALWAYS have the right of way.

Spacecraft and aircraft are pretty much “driven” autonomously. The most dangerous parts are when there’s a monkey in the loop.

Cars don’t pay for roads. People do.

“...promote our agenda.”

Kumquat.

I, and another family, live in a middle-class suburb and each have children with autism and developmental disabilities.

Guilty as charged.

I’d give them a participation ribbon, yes.

You may be able to (somewhat) direct the air flow through that iPad they taped to the dashboard. With only twelve clicks or so you should be able to reduce the flow to the passenger seat, or something.