No one said she deserves respect. People just want to get to Palm Beach.

Counterpoint: I’m going to be travelling and I gotta eat.

Everyone needs a hobby.

The title must be transferable.

Don’t ask them to pronounce “Mazda.” Just don’t.

You’re right. What rational person is going to spend the time removing useless parts that they need to subsequently store or dispose of?

What does fair have to do with anything?

Volkswagen arguing about the spirit of the law is delicious.

Pee isn’t just for Steelers fans cars.

Hit the ball and none of this would have happened.

It was a road on a government reservation, way out in the middle of nowhere.

Classy

You know we elected a moron, right?

Must be like offensive pass interference. It occurs a lot more than it’s called.

Yes.

Speaking of Santorum, did you know that he was right there with Hillary and Bernie as the three most-honest politicians running for President?

I’ve seen that exact same thing. It was an old lady, too.

You don’t seem to understand the word “accuracy.”

He may not have been savvy about flying, but I’m putting my damn carry-on in the overhead. The last time I flew with a jacket, I simply wore it and had the hotel send it out for dry cleaning and pressing when I got to my destination. Costs all of five dollars.