We Ohioans tried to tell ya, but folks kept comparing him to Trump and Cruz while saying “he ain’t so bad.”

Meanwhile, there was a 74 car pileup on the Pennsylvania-Ohio border on I-90.

Good thing they had all those empty seats below them.

Yes

Gotta sell hang tabs.

When I was in your shoes I bought a 4Runner, ‘cuz I’m macho and shit.

Name a people?

I didn’t claim that Salmonella didn’t come from poop. Just that you’re more likely to eat that poop when eating vegetables than meat.

Processed ground beef that’s been treated with ammonia is safer than a bag o’ lettuce.

Heh. Where one finds cloth napkins there are usually plates and bowls.

You’re more likely to die a painful e-coli death from eating vegetables than by eating meat.

So did Michael Jordan, but I hear people thought he was a good player.

He hasn’t taken the oath of office, so I believe you are right.

Yeah, I wasn’t planning to OC this new rig. I never seem to notice any real-world differences, anyhow, so it’s just a wasted hour of my life.

I have a lovely Antec 900 collecting dust in my basement. It’s big and ugly and just great.

My winter project this year is a new gaming machine.

It’s not even that hard.

Have you monetized the cost of incurring the risk of not upgrading Air Force One?

We use herb scissors like that during the summer. I recommend them. 

Michael Symon’s Lola Burger is fantastic.