Wait, so you mean it’s easy to get a gun in the US of A regardless of the fact that Obama is coming to take them?

Also, how does a sex offender get a gun?

Threw me off, too. I had to go back and re-read it because I thought I misunderstood.

Orlando Brown agrees with you.

Expect many novice Trump-voters to not know how voting works and subsequently whine about it being rigged.

Meanwhile the Cavs are undefeated and just goofing around.

Fuck y’all. I’m getting some of that good stuff that comes out early. The rest of you can enjoy the bitter piss water that comes out last.

Oh we are, and we’re going to spread it on thick, too.

That too, but I find them cumbersome for small cut-outs like outlet boxes.

... which might be the stupidest statement ever uttered in one of these ads since Toyota lowered the collective global IQ by introducing us to the phrase “grounded to the ground.”

Seeing my father was laid out in the ICU just made my mother smoke more. At that point, I gave up trying. Neither lived past 68.

Post doc ergo prompter hoc. They could have all been sick when they got there. Bad batch o’ mice, as it were.

Exactly. They’ll probably call it HomeKit Hub which will be little more than an iPod in an inconvenient package (I’m guessing perfectly spherical, completely devoid of any buttons or other practical interfaces, requiring a non-standard power cord).

Rigid, stiff and unyielding even.

If I want a nicer hole, I’ll just break out this bad boy.

Apple is just waiting for someone else to get it right. Then they’ll slap a sticker on it and charge more for their “breakthrough.” Maybe even give it a silly name.

So the Indians 3-1 choke job is different because of preseason expectations?

It would be a fair comparison if the national sports media were lauding the Indians as the best team ever all damn year. That’s not how it went down, Skippy.

Let’s not. The Indians weren’t supposed to get this far according to just about every analyst and commentator.

I think I’m having a stroke.