“Nothing ever happens” is the very best outcome when it comes to foreign affairs. That’s what success looks like.

Watching the debates just makes me realize how overqualified I am for President of the United States.

Had to bring up Sandusky, eh?

some of those who left say they were there to laugh

Not saying it isn’t racist. Just pointing out that everyone in their fifties used to see worse every Saturday morning on TV. This type of depiction was common throughout most of the 20th century. In fact, the old version of the Indians logo looks just like a Warner Bros. cartoon.

No different than cartoons of the 50s.

I have the same one. It’s not as small as many others, but it works well and that’s all that matters to me.

I have the same one. It’s not as small as many others, but it works well and that’s all that matters to me.

If you use a French accent, you can drop the “t” sound at the end and it’ll sound classier.

But what if he really thinks that an elderly racist sex offender would make a good President of the United States?

Racist Pervert for President

Normal guy is normal. News at eleven.

Ohio is no longer a toss-up.

What’s more likely: an actual gaggle of orphans running into the road or a sensor malfunction that makes the car think there are children in the way?

Benjamin Todd Roethlisberger nods.

I don’t even “like” their homecoming photos on Facebook.

I just grab the sheets on one side of the bed and snap them flat across the bed. Takes a couple seconds and looks a lot better. Now, that’s probably not “made” to most folks, but the sheets are flat.

Now we know what happens if they actually catch one.

Furthermore, a person SAYING something, is not admission of guilt.

Concerning the beauty pageant, Donald Trump boasted that he walked into their dressing room on the Howard Stern show. Some of the contestants merely confirmed Trump’s claims.

There is an expectation of privacy in places such as restrooms and dressing rooms. One cannot barge into such places with the expectation and interest in seeing women undressed as Donald Trump has admitted to on radio. That is a criminal act.