I made a butternut squash pie from scratch once. It was the cat’s ass. Too bad that was a lot more work than just using canned “pumpkin.”

The boxer gasket design was fixed last decade.

And Hillary’s first pass was “I call it -- Trumped -- up -- trickle down.” She got through it.

Actually, Cleveland looked pretty damn polished during the Republican convention.

Compared with Jeep? I think G42dog is on solid ground here.

The easier you can remove it, the more likely that it’ll remove itself.

If it makes you feel better, no one will want to steal your phone now.

I don’t know, but I did this several times to my supervisor today. I just quickly clam up and apologize to misinterpreting her pause for the end of her thought.

When starting a team activity, it’s always worthwhile to set some ground rules. One conversation at a time and let people complete their thoughts are usually adopted by teams.

“...without putting the German carmaker out of business...”

And since Al Gore, as Senator, supported the creation of DARPANet...well, you know.

If that owner just kept the dog out of other people’s way and out of the booths, like a normal person, there would have been no issue.

That’s odd. There’s an annual art festival every June in Buffalo. Lots of people walk dogs and I haven’t heard vendors complain. Nor have I seen anyone take their dog into a tent.

Gentle homicide makes us feel better about it.

We don’t have the right to know anything about who is supplying those drugs...

People seem to really like it.

Commerce isn’t speech.

So the dog was fine but the owner is a shithead.

The rest of the country wonders why Californians think it’s okay to bring their dogs into every damn store and restaurant.

I had a pit bull who would stand on the horn if you left her in the car. She learned that brought me back to her quickly so we can go for more fun car rides.