Kansas keeps finding reasons for me to not want to go there.

I personally think the purest, most authentic SUV ever manufactured would be my neighbor’s 1972 C10 with rotting Leer topper and folding chairs sheet-metal-screwed to the bed for second and third row seating.

When you get a discount at Golden Corral you are a Senior citizen.

MB Tex

Why, its shiny metal ass, of course.

i don’t trust you

Toyota Avalon Limited in Mint Green, rear trunk spoiler with a tan Landau top, it’s a set of gold badges away from from being the most old man vehicle ever, which is I believe the trim code for this edition

Yeah David! Did you just assume the gender of their neck? I’m so offended. Why does it have to be red? How do you know they aren’t yellow necks, black necks or purple necks?

How about a number 8 turned sideways?

Wimp.

The vast majority of people are fucking morons.

Chevy Trailblazers are the official vehicle of “In Loving Memory of [dead relative]” decals. Bonus points if the name includes a nickname.

You should just go back to Germany.

Especially a bald headed douche bag that probably hates his life.

Stern was amazing on 9/11 if memory serves.

He died doing what he loved...

The title should’ve been “Would you sink your talons into this super clean 1990 Eagle Talon Tsi”. Puns make me tickle.

Trafficking sucks. So why not start your morning off with some music?

He died because of these infinitely scrolling blog pages. What a tragedy.