I like my Corsicas on their sides

there’s no gas bubble. unless you meant ‘that’ gas bubble. then lol.

Oh, so that’s why my Volvo Parts delivery was late today. Volvo has a parts distribution center a couple miles from there

Fact: Cars don’t get people laid.

Nothing to see here folks. Move along and peruse the web elsewhere.

Welp, I’ll be driving home from the bars drunk I guess. Since there are no all-electric environmentally-sensitive unionized 51% woman organically grown non-profit no animal testing car ride companies to choose from, and taxis in my city are next to impossible to get at 2 am, I must drive after my eight martini happy…

Well, Hulk was holding out for Gawker money, I guess? ;-/

Not sad, just realistic. Automatics are simply better for offroad driving. Manuals are inferior in most offroad situations, and manual transmissions in a truck aren’t the kind of fun that they are in a sporty car.

Tracy would vote crack pipe simply because it runs.

Doctors hate it!

Alternative title - Munchies in Munich?

Updated Resume Reads: Former employee of Beer Marijuana Workplace

Was it right after a big German sporting event?

I just blow them a kiss.

It’s a bunch of whiney man-babies going in circles. You rarely see shit like this in literally any other racing league.

I humbly request every article start with ‘Beep beep’

Yeah, hockey players aren’t lookers, but this guy looks like 10lbs of potatoes stuffed in a 5lb bag.

Meanwhile Toyota gave him a pat on the back for being a perfect example of their customers. AKA shit drivers who are not aware of their surroundings or any law of physics.

People ask me all the time why I don’t go out and cruise with them and the other car guys in the area.