When she texts you that her parents aren’t home:

You just couldn’t wait until everyone went home from work to post this?

You all keep saying C&C, and I keep thinking of Command and Conquer.

That’s victory juice, dude.

God damn that’s a bad take

Sssssweet!

Isuzu VehiCross

this comment is slightly lacking in Pantera.

First generation Viper. It would be interesting to hear about something that could kill you and it would give you enough room to find a second car. Like the Hummer/GT-R.