Nope.

Yup. This is the way to go. Not just for parents. Siblings, friends. Who needs more stuff?

In my family, we’ve adopted the tradition of buying each other consumable (food, events, etc.) gifts for birthdays and holidays. Gifting is so much better this way.

woosh

Challah sounds like the right choice: a little extra sweetness and soft enough to do a fast pudding.

The bar nearest my house (in Metro Detroit) has these in both Garlic-Parmesan and Cinnamon-Sugar. They call them Dough Boys.

Monte Cristo Casserole. Sweet, salty, cheesy decadence.

When you see kids as a commodity, you’re probably not a shining example of a human.

They make a UP one! My wife registered for the LP and I made sure to put the better peninsula on the list as well.

Give me Strohs!

+1 basket of puppies

I have a three-month-old, so DadVoice™️ hasn’t surfaced yet.

Your friend who just finished an Ayn Rand book will say something stupid.

I owned a 1986 Delta 88 while I was in college. The car was 20 years old, and I loved it.

Can we talk about Bo Jackson’s hamstrings?

Science writer at Gizmodo | I like physics and eating

thank you for this good kinja

Next thing you know, their heads pop open and they start eating cats.

Playing Battleship with my dad, I learned quickly to avoid putting a ship on I-1. His gloating is still unbearable.