This is the correct answer.

How could anyone see it at all, let alone see themselves in it?

I bought Fifty Shades of Chicken (complete with instructions for how to truss a chicken, and recipes like Chicken with a Lardon) for a white elephant exchange.

I’m a Farmington Hills resident and a teacher in a nearby school (not in the same district). This makes me ill. I’m tempted to head to a school board meeting.

Kimchi!

This is an announcement to suburban white people that Detroit is yours once again. Don’t worry about those pesky darkies, like Robert Ritchie, we used them as long as they were useful

You beautiful idiot.

I have a v6, manual accord coupe. This just furthered the idea that I’ll drive it until it dies. And then some, probably.

The giggling is the stuff of nightmares

I could. If I didn’t have a terrible ceiling fan with built-in LEDs

When deciding on a new ceiling fan and light, the only thing that matters is if it’s dimmable.

How will they ever afford a house if they get hooked on avocado so young?

I’m all for bison. However, with the recent wild animals (duck and alligator), I’m itching for more down this road. Bison is close, but how about venison or elk?

This just doesn’t feel right without your old avatar.

the first one was enough of a reach

reading is hard.

Hillsdale College is a conservative school, so that pud is just burying his head in the sand.

This was awesome when I was a kid. Oh man, the nostalgia.

Your grammar makes my head hurt.

Also the school: We have no problem calling a study hall “Cougar Den”