I haven’t been to Five Guys in a while. I know where I’m going this weekend.

+42 for the screen name,

but definitely not chives.

I made fried rice last Friday, had shawarma on Saturday, and had fried rice with shawarma and an egg for breakfast on Sunday.

YUP. I drove an ‘86 Delta 88 with the red velour. I miss that car.

Posting this as a subtle reminder that I want people bringing my spouse and me food this summer.

I had this happen in Jacksonville. They offered a Passat (wagon!) despite having booked a compact car. I couldn’t help myself.

Will it baby?

so much this.

I bought the Swedish Fish Oreos believing they would be terrible. I was amazed at just how terrible they were.

And yet, here we are...

But you can never escape Flint.

Thank you for this nugget of knowledge.

Of note, the dawn of reliable refrigeration arrived at different times around the world. My father-in-law, who grew up in Lebanon, eats everything well-done because of this.

Will it Sous Vide: Come for the recipes, stay for the captions.

The Isuzu Trooper will always have a warm spot in my heart.

Pregnant spouse has been wanting gummy bears. Beautiful timing.

Pregnant spouse has been wanting gummy bears. Beautiful timing.

Sounds like manakish!

Yeah. “Sane goalie” is an oxymoron.

From my understanding, this is accurate. Well put.