It’s a fast food meticulously crafted so that the regret doesn’t kick in until after you’ve eaten the final bite.

Beat me to it.

To be fair, they will be next year.

I was wondering that, too. And with the prevalence of wraps, if you’re not going to keep the car forever, why not order something easy to sell and get whatever color you want?

I skimmed to the bottom, but am furious about an opinion I did not take the time to try to understand.

In Michigan, “Super Drunk” is used as a designation for drivers at .17 or higher bac

I first became aware of the Cactus while in Barcelona this fall. I fell in love.

Aren’t those synonyms?

That was my initial reaction, too.

Ah yes, because it never gets icy while at work.

RIP Trump McLaren

Impressive, really. After a Thanksgiving meal, all I ever do is fall asleep on the couch.

The logo looks like a generic symbol used for a make-your-own-team option in any sports video game.

Working at a summer camp in northern Michigan, we had our fair share of dock spiders. Occasionally, we would keep them and feed them crickets for a few days before releasing them.

You brilliant bastard.

how is this helpful?

I understand your fear, Benjamin. Mine, however, was not beets; it was Red Vine. A long drive back to school, a bag of candy intended for a family, and poor self-control led to a small internal panic.

You’re doing the (metaphorical) lord’s work here, Feinberg.

Duchene trying to change directions and exposing his entire midsection didn’t help his cause either.

Brilliant.