Went down a Kinja rabbit hole and found this. I’m only mad it took this long.

You know what people are?

Thank you for this:

Just the pedal, though.

yup.

My family used to raise whitetails in rural, northern Michigan. While they were tame, they were far from domesticated. While feeding them during rut, if the bucks decided you were a threat, you had better have a plan and be willing to take action to get yourself out of the pen.

And that’s exactly it. I live in an area where dogs are very confined and humans can’t hunt. Natural predators (though I had a coyote in my backyard a few days ago) are virtually nonexistent. Deer have nothing to fear and act as such.

Yes, this is probably the reality.

Cooked pears are superior to fresh

My thought process upon reading the first paragraph: “I think I’ve seen that before. Definitely a Michigan car.”

So dumb

Getting a little dusty in here.

Came here to say the same. Man I hope they go with Sand Knights. Let the hilarity ensue.

There is something right about congratulatory support and celebration after a good bowel workout.

I’ll take pasties and Lake Superior over Skyline Chili and Lake Erie any day.

If I had the means, every bowel movement would be followed with a light eucalyptus spritz administered by an English butler, followed by a robot dog licking the area clean. And then, I get a cupcake.

Reverse is between P and N

My Honda 6-speed (down and right) also locks out reverse if you’re moving.

Congratulations. You almost got the joke.

whoosh