This was thorough, accurate, and not what I was expecting to find on a Friday afternoon. Well done.

My wife is anti BIG SHEET. I am pro. I want a barrier between my comforter and greasy body. I (well, actually she) can wash sheets much easier than the comforter.

Savoia had no idea his photo went viral until the WSJ contacted him this week.

We play Monopoly in my family, and we always finish the game. As all my siblings are adultish, it usually goes something like this:

Maybe instead of judging people without knowing the background, you should spend some time practicing your grammar and spelling.

Thank you for this.

This hasn’t gotten enough credit.

Came for this. Was not disappointed.

I want to be Sid’s friend.

This ^

Seriously. Be Rafi.

In other words, dumb Americans, having been fed a sanitized version of Civil War history, just thought Confederate stuff was kind of badass

Dad?

My family has tapped maple trees for years on our property. I’ve never (nor will I ever) tried this from a box at Trader Joe’s, but have had it fresh, and it’s nothing special.

It accents their whole problem: focusing on aesthetics instead of performance.

Excellent point

What has been seen cannot be unseen. Dammit.

I am Spartacus!

Also spell his name correctly, and keep being depressed about cheering for a coach with a losing record.

Bring back Wayne Fonts!