And the cover photo on the actual article is straight from the U.P.

Perfect. Just perfect. +1

Gotta feel sorry for him, though. He probably got sent out of the stadium to get the live shot, had a producer in his ear telling him the score, then went live before the final play. There was no way he could have known, and if the punt had gotten off, no one would know about this news cast.

Turns out my wife does have something in common with an NBA player

allow me to take you through the Mind of Doug DeMuro.

Also applicable to middling high school cross country runners.

“those bastards are a bunch of cheats and thieves!”

How did I not know Crayola Interior was a thing? Though I’ve never owned a German car, the Swedes put me through this with a 9-5 wagon. I could never pinpoint the cause, and had to explain to many passengers there weren’t crayons in the vents.

Yup. My last memory of riding in a early ‘00s Trooper is rolling sideways off the freeway.

We’ve got those in Michigan, too.

From this point forward, Cheese Curdistan is the only way I’ll refer to Cheese Curdistan.

Carmageddon. Still the best way to run over pedestrians.

From a Wings fan: Yes. It is going to screw over one team in a very important game in the series. However, Kronwall, by leaving his feet and leading with his forearm, did the screwing. If you want to talk about lost opportunities, talk about losing a 2 goal lead within 1:30 in the third period.

It’s not just male athletes! Equality!

I asked my fiancee if she wanted Eggs Benedict one weekend. She responded in the affirmative. I made Eggs Benedict, then found out she didn’t know what she had agreed to, and also (here’s where I questioned our relationship) does not like hollandaise sauce. I wept.

I have this knife in my pocket right now. It’s a gem and a workhorse.

I have a couple of friends who work for Hagerty in Traverse City, so this is a bit bias, but it seems like a decent company.

Yup. Looks like a Crosstour, and apparently Andrew P. Collins and I are the only people who like them.