Why is it a flower?

Don't go to a football game. Football games are terrible in person. They're halting and barren and the action is too far away and the closest seats are the worst.

If on purpose, it was done poorly.

To be fair, the Nationals haven’t been great about spelling their own name.

Yeah, at the time I lived in an small apartment/had no garage, and had no desire to pull it from the wheel well. It seemed like too much of a hassle.

oh, and i forgot about the alarm system that went off randomly—i disconnected it after i found out how much of a pain it would be to replace it or the battery inside causing the issues.

Headlights that could not be turned off, heated seat switches malfunctioning, rear wiper power (that I never figured out), all in a car that had never been in an accident.

Nope. Nope. Nope. I played the Saab/GM Frankenstein game in the form of a 9-5 Wagon. A constant battle with electrical gremlins and turbo issues.

When I was in high school, I was reffing a youth game, went down off a face-off, and cut my hand on my own skate. Thanks to a cold-ass rink and numb hands I didn't notice until about 4 game minutes later when I saw blood up and down the ice along the boards. Long story short, I have a scar on my hand no where near as…

Tom Izzo versus All the Forces of Evil!

Angostura Orange bitters are straight from the heavens

Tripe, crickets, emu, lutefisk.

She really raises the ceiling. A height joke (as she's standing on a chair)! Brilliant

Be careful with your trainers. Many will put you through hell during the first workouts. It's as if the trainer wants to prove something. Or they're just sadists.

I had never thought of it this way, but it's excellent. Everything fresh (produce, meats, etc.) is around the perimeter. Brilliant.

Dear lord, your staff is twisted.

Soooo, what you're saying is, if I see Hernandez at a club, it's time to go. Red lights are nonexistent, just drive.

It's nice when your team has such a player. Even if you don't win anything of consequence, it's nice to have the player that takes everyone else's breath away. There's a different kind of joy in that.

Watched the quarterfinals of the World Cup at a Vegas sports book. So much yelling over so many near goals.

No-fault insurance pushes us up in price.