Oh Kinja. Chara and Krug!

I was 14 and stayed up all night watching this game with my dad. Also, Buffalo is still mad.

There are quite a few people who do this already. Depending on where the animal is hit, there can be quite a bit of good meat.

The Bron is clearly hanging his head in sympathy

he was more then happy to invite them in

While smoking a Marlboro.

He's straight; he'll be fine in the NFL!

Best Atlanta Sno*Drift video:

So well groomed! What's George's hair-care routine?

He's a bender.

It's good to see Russian absurdity has such history.

What a big pussy.

I'm writing the script for the Lifetime movie right now.

If you're voting Spinach & Artichoke over Guac, you obviously love the taste of sperm and can suck on my avocado pits.

How will I hit on single mothers?

From a (cheapskate) guest's perspective, the idea of buying engagement gifts and bridal shower gifts in addition to gifts for the wedding is abysmal.

Am I the only one who immediately thought "Moishe the Beadle" as soon as Stern uttered "moisten?"

Are we surprised that corporations are selling products to appeal to our fears?

this.