"They didn’t realize that I only had completed two years. When I got hurt, it was my junior year right in the beginning of the semester in October. I had to withdraw from my classes for that fall semester."

Exactly what I was thinking. I used to love this game.

When parking on the Cobo roof, never pay before you get to the top.

+1 Brilliant

I think you meant "Anchor Bar which is the closest bar to local journalists."

I owned an '86 Delta 88 Royale while living in East Lansing. There is nothing quite like those crushed red velvet seats.

I have to agree with not tipping teachers. It's equally awkward to receive.

Or, if you're this meathead, you can overcomplicate them:

The Associated Press Gives Not a Single Shit About Rodman's Time with Detroit, When Both Rodman and The Pistons Were Relevant.

I can only think of one way to be closer to the action:

Is anyone surprised? Remember this? Rabbit Season