what if... that were the obvious point of this essay

I couldn’t believe that when I read that.

thinkpiece idea: “man who has been in congress for 20 years just doesn’t understand how congress works”

Nowhere near anyone who buys this.

Somewhere safe.

Dear Popular Mechanics,

I destroyed a robot man before and I’ll do it again. You bleed just like the rest of us, robot.

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

I’m just impressed you understood his comment enough to respond. I’m still trying to figure out which parts are autocorrect and which parts are the failures of our education system.

Fascist agents of the dystopian corporate police state: They’re just like us!

No, that gives her too much credit. She’s someone who’s willing to peddle the same lies about business and economics as Republicans because, to her, they’re secondary to her faith-based horseshit about gay folk and women.

“I felt my faith aligned with the Republican party”

ONE SIZE THEOCRACY FITS ALL

You know, maybe you’d be less exhausted about constantly having to defend your idiotic political values if you, y’know, had slightly less idiotic political values?

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?