That’s a dude in shape-wear. He’s spanxing it up. 

The thing that gets me the most is the whole “taco” thing. Why do white people think there is only one kind of taco? Someone in grad school once asked me “for my best taco recipe,” and when I asked for some guidance (“what type of meat, etc.?), she stared at me blankly. It took my Mexican ass three minutes to…