LMAO...how is this not the top comment? I guess it’s too rational and factual for the mouth breathers on Jalopnik.

Ok. Slowly and clearly.

Exactly. Which one of those cars do you think spends its nights in a garage?

Looks to me like that shitbox Yugo is running just as well as that meticulously maintained GTO.

Hey! Take your fascism supporting ass somewhere else, asshole!

I had a geology course in first year undergrad, in which the professor would always use Vancouver as a case study for future disasters. He would talk about the massive fault line that hasn’t released stress in centuries, about the potential for tsunamis from that eventual earthquake, about fires, etc. The fact that…

Now here’s a guy who should probably log off Twitter for a bit.

Makes a lot more sense than him doing Akira, but Waititi is certainly not the first name that sprung to mind when Jodorowsky teased this announcement earlier in the week. I don’t imagine it will be a close adaptation, as that’s not really his schtick. But if it gets made, it should be a lot of fun in its own right.

Dude! A horn ring! How come China gets to have a new car with a horn ring?!

I went back with the Yugo to secure the treats.

Torch can drive whatever he wants, wherever he wants - 28th amendment 

come on man, be cool

Wife: (obvious disgust in voice) Eight.

Nothing illegal about driving an A7 while carrying cash, though. He wasn’t cited for anything drug-related, so the story doesn’t need to go deeper than that. And cops are liable to say that any house that a black person walks out of is a ‘suspected drug house.’

You don’t get it do you?  People have the right to be treated with dignity, especially when confronted by government representatives.  Police should be held to a much higher standard than thugs, which is what these “officers” appeared to be.

Did they find drugs? Did they have any probable cause? Bad bust, bad cops, no doughnuts.

You mean the knuckledraggers that put five different shades of neon pink under their trucks, and a LED strip across the back of their tailgates?

Whoa! Invoking Hulk Hogan? That’s pretty ballsy for a website that used to be associated with Gawker.

That header image looks like a still from a serial killer documentary.

Exactly. It’s why America doesn’t deserve nice things. We’ll find a way to fuck it up in the most epic way, starting with the geniuses in Florida and Ohio.